postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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beyonslayed:

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

MISS THANG IS SERV- ING THE GIRLS

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seantracy:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

wait guys actually said that

i plan on voting on her 25 times

i already have all of my outfits picked out 


productofcanada:

heyfunniest:

Best Kiss Cam. 

You sir, get an A+ for preparation and foresight.

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.


Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

thatofficial70show:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!


queentron:

maimslikeagirl:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

White People Not Getting The Point: A Channel 4 Special (2009)

A documentary special on Jane Elliot and her exercise in teaching 30 adults in the United Kingdom about racism in society, and people who absolutely refused to grasp the point.

Got damn…

They dont want to.


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kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts


punkghost:

Almost at that quarter life crisis